Tuesday, December 4, 2012
15 Reasons Why Society Amuses Me
1. Sue when medicine wasn't tested rigorously enough through FDA, and not care about any evidence for alternative medicines' effectiveness.
2. Why does society judge people based on the undergarments they wear? If a piece of fabric is arranged in this manner, it is perverse for a guy to wear it. I find it pretty hilarious people judge people based on the fabric of their undergarments. Like, how shallow ARE we? It's just fucking cloth!
3. Religious people still exist, and people still believe the world is 6000 years old. We can land on the moon, but we can't all agree on a religion.
4. Girls post half-naked pictures of themselves on Facebook, and don't stop to think about what guys end up doing to those pictures. Either they didn't use their heads, or they want attention.
5. After all the make-up, nice fashion, etc, everything girls subconciously do to attract males, if sexual attention is given from an attractive male, it's hot. If it's from an unattractive male, it's fucking creepy, the guy is a fucking pedophile that eats kids, and probably wants to rape you.
6. Everybody older than me is practically dead and anybody younger than me don't know jackshit.
7. Nobody, I mean, NOBODY, recognizes why they act. They don't realize they are a fucking zombie from the culture they grew up in and are currently surrounded in. Everybody thinks they are themselves and don't always follow the norm. Nobody realizes we are animals, all of our wants comes from evolution, to survive and reproduce.
8. Some people still think that if a coin has been heads the past 10 times, it means there is a very high chance it being tails next time.
9. 80% of people think they are above average.
10. Everybody wants to go to heaven but nobody wants to die.
11. Reproduction is natural, but a naked human body (they way we were evolved to be) is somehow more offensive than lopping somebody's head off in a video game.
12. Everybody is horny, but some don't want to admit they masturbate, and even more reluctantly or do not talk about sex. Nobody discusses the best feeling in the world. Ain't that weird?
13. Nobody is happy, but everybody thinks everybody ELSE is happy.
14. Neo-Nazi Newspaper = 1st amendment right. Say "fuck" over radio, get fined.
15. People want more and more and more money, but that isn't what leads to happiness.
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Re 1: Some of the latter agitation is based on the fear that the oligarchical might of the pharmaceutical industry suppresses unbiased studies on the effectiveness of alternative medicine. I'm playing devil's advocate, because I only believe this to a very limited extent. But also, it may not be the same sect of society suing the FDA (which is rife with well-documented corruption) - these are more likely to be people who are pro-pharmaceuticals (or at least apathetic about their role in society), right? Or are you referencing a specific example that indicates otherwise?
ReplyDeleteSo, uh, I'm being argumentative, because it's fun & suspect that you share that sentiment.
Re 2: Who does that?? You seem to get into many bizarre & fascinating discussions with people. :D
Re 4: Maybe they kind of think it's cool, until they realize it's not the guys they'd hoped would do it. lol
Re 6: To this, the vivacious oldies cry, "It is better to burn out than to fade away, FTW!" and pop a wheelie on their motorcycles in sassy synchronization, speeding toward the horizon that is mortal inevitability.
Re 11 & 12: Fuck yeah. XD
Re 13: I happen to think that ~70% of people in the U.S. are blissfully oblivious, sequestered in the vapidity of banal consumerism, which equates to a morphine numbness, in which the depths of great tragedy is never known, and the yearning for contentment is languid and halfhearted, and the craving for more stimulation drives them ever one step ahead of realizing their unhappiness. :\
Re 14: lol :D
'Some of the latter agitation is based on the fear that the oligarchical might of the pharmaceutical industry suppresses unbiased studies on the effectiveness of alternative medicine.'
ReplyDeleteYet if people are so paranoid about the pharmaceutical industry fixing the results, shouldn't they do a testing for their own chosen alternative medicine instead of 'well I felt better'? Like, at least try to some extent.
Yes, 2 is response to a specific conversation.
4: Absolutely. XD
13: Sounds like a poem. But yeah, I had some personal experience of people who think they are the only people not happy, they figure life is all unicorns and rainbows for me or other people. It's not like people go to (high) school and start grumbling all day to show the world how depressed they are; they probably smile just like you and I. But all people have problems. Just the human condition.